Mark which things you have done, then calculate your score by counting the number of questions you marked. This test is out of 100 questions which means that the number you get as your score is also your percentage. Tag 10 of your friends, and re-post as "I do stupid things __% of the time."
1. [] Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out
2. [x] Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails
3. [] Broken a chair by leaning back in it (no but i know someone who did lol)
4. [x] Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking
5. [x] Choked on your own spit while you were talking (lol yesss...)
6. [x] Had people tell you that you are blond when you're not, or had people tell you that your blond highlights are going to your head (I.GET.THIS.A.LOT. Gah almost everyday too...)
7. [x] Been caught staring at your crush by your crush (LOL YES! but when i was like 8 i was staring at his hair cuz it was spikey and he was staring back at me and his face was like "wtf?"lol)
8. [x] Have looked for something for at least 5 min then realized it was in your hand ( >_< yess and a few months ago i was eating a yogurt and i got a spoon but when i sat down i thought i lost the spoon in the couch so i like tearing apart my couch and i looked up and my spoon was in my yogurt...)
9. [x] Tried to push open a door that said pull (Geh yeah...)
10.[x] Tried to pull open a door that said push (Jup...)
Running total: 8 (GAH!!!)
11. [] Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love-potion
12. [x] Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else (yessss)
13. [x] Have tripped and fallen UP the stairs (actually yeah...>.< )
14. [] Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave
15. [] Have gotten gum stuck in your hair
16. [x] Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble (LOL YES YES! I LOT OF TIMES~! LOL XDD)
17. [x] Have had the juice from a mini tomato squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it (lol yea and i just laugh at them i just laugh...)
18. [] Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard (Actually never happened to me...never...0_0)
19. [x] Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name (JUP! DAMN U PEOPLE WITH THE NAME THAT STARTS WITH "M"!)
20. [] Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot (...Uh...no actually)
Running total: 13!!! (wooo~! *does the wave*)
21. [x] Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on (yup and it had a carebear lol)
22. [x] Have fallen out of a moving vehicle (does a swing count? lol but i have fallen out of those battery powered kid truck things when i was little...)
23. [x] Have run into a closed door (XDDD Yeah! i thought it was open! stupid windex!)
25. [] Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it (nah not that stupid...)
26. [x] It has taken you longer than 5 min to get a joke (yess...i dont get jokes a lot...>> )
27. [] Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer (NO! im scared of those things its a freakin death heater! i dont blame my dogs... >< )
28. [x] Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan (yes one of those pocket ones...)
29. [x] Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk (yup...and a tiny rock... i drag my feet a lot...)
30. [x] Said o'clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock (yesss...)
Running total: 20 (oh come on! give me a break here...)
31. [x] After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped in it (yeah i forget about it and like 3mins later i step on it)
32. [] Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside (uh idk...have i?)
33. [x] Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else (hehee..)
34. [] Ever been kicked out of a grocery store/off their property (no not really...)
35. [x] Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc when its on, even though you knew it was hot (yea...damn biscuits...)
36. [x] Taken off your clothes to change into something else then accidentally put the old clothes back on (yea especially in the morning!)
37. [x] Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in (lol yeeeeah...)
38. [x] Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard (yes! and the meat in the pantry...)
39. [x] Walked into a pole (shut up)
40. [x] Wore two different earrings or shoes by accident/stolen someones shoes by accident(ah yeah good times... good times...)
Running total: 28
41. [] took a picture of someone's eye with the flash on (no but i seen it happen lol)
43. [x] Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small (yup it was a mood ring i found and it turned purple!)
44. [] Walked out of the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it (no actually)
45. [x] Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there, you forgot what it was that you were going to do (yeah..hate when this happens...)
46. [x] Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it (yeah but i dont really care...)
47. [x] Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up (yes! everyday! lol im lazy...)
48. [x] Have poked yourself in the eye (yosh with contacts too!)
49. [x] Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on (and bra...)
50. [] Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair (U CAN DO THAT!? sweeet)
Running total: 34
51. [x] Have done enough stupid things to make a test (dont get this but yea ive done a lot...)
52. [x] Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil (yes it hurt too =C)
53. [x] Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it (yesss)
54. [x] Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was (yess)
55. [x] Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were (YES OMG YES!!! In elementry school i told the teacher that i was 7 when i was 8 lol)
56. [x] Looked into an overhead purposefully while it was on (yup did it cuz i wanna see whut it felt like:d)
57. [] Got up early and got ready for school/work, then realized that you didn't have school/work that day (nope!)
58. [x] Forgot your own phone number (yess...then i start panicking)
59. [] Have tripped on a cord after someone told you to watch out for it (almost did...)
60. [x] Have ever laughed at a joke that no one else thought was funny (yess sad day that was indeed for me...)
Running total: 42 (hoe shit!)
61. [] Done the Macarena to the electric slide or vice versa (Nope)
62. [x] Said funner then had someone make fun of you for it (yes funner is too a word!)
63. [x] Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence (GAHAHAHA...yes)
64. [x] Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person (gawd yes and i didnt even know the guy!)
65. [x] Didn't do the backside of an assignment because you thought that there wasn't one because you had already looked and forgot that there was another side (Shut up! they dont tell us anymore!)
66. [x] Did more work than you had to on an assignment because you didn't read the directions (kindve)
67. [x] Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that you were the one that was wrong(kindve but you know im bad with grammer!)
68. [x] Put something in a special place so that you would remember where it was, then forgot where you put it (yess i still dont know where my pokemon cards are...)
69. [x] Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out (yup did that alot)
70. [] Told a lie then forgot what it was that you had said and got caught (no actually but i love tricking people though into believing it!lol)
Running total: 50 (GAH HALF STUPID!)
71. [x] When wearing goggles, you pulled them away from your face and let go so that they would come back and snap you in the face (=_= )
72. [x] Forgot to make sure that the lamp was off before you replaced the light bulb(asur!!! lol yes)
73. [x] Ran into a door jam
74. [x] Told someone that you hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid (yes...im not that bright LAWL~!)
75. [x] Told someone to watch out for something, then you were the one that ran into it (uuuuuuuuuuuh....yea...yea i think so...)
76. [] Have purposely licked playground sand
77. [x] Have purposely and repeatedly flicked yourself with a rubber band (i do that when im bored with a rubber band or a bracelet and im like i forgot what pain felt like *WACK*...)
78. [] Gotten so hyper that someone actually thought you were drunk when you weren't (no cuz im my friends no me better
79. [x] Have been so hyper you actually scared people (YUP!)
80. [x] Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would hurt (yusssshhhh)
Running total: 58 (no comment)
81. [x] Put tape on someone else's hair then pulled it off (LOL YEAH!!! and i put a smiley face on the tape too~!)
82. [x] Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip, figured out that it hurt, then did it again (yesh i do this a looot)
83. [x] Sat and wondered why men's dress shirts have a loop on the back (yeesss i still want to know y!)
84. [x] Made up a code name for someone so that you could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who you were talking about (in elementery school lol)
85. [x] Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair (OH GAWD!!! yess millions of times! thats why im scared of combs!)
86. [x] Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone (Gehe yeah)
87. [] Shaved your tongue because you thought your taste buds looked funny (who would do that?!)
88. [] When at a restaurant, you used your spoon to fling stuff at people (noo i dont do that...maybe at school but noo)
89. [] Have flung forks at people in a restaurant
89. [] Tripped and made the waiter drop the food
Running total: 64 (no comment again...)
91. [x] As you are writing you move/moved your head back and forth with your pen/pencil (yess and i make expressions when im drawing faces lol)
92. [x] Have drawn finger puppets on your fingers then named them (GAHAHA YES!!! Billybobbojo jr.)
93. [x] Have wrapped someone in a roll of toilet paper (yes)
94. [] Have used somebody else's toothbrush without even realizing it wasn't yours(almost did!)
95. [x] Have started telling a story and forget what you were talking about or what happened in the story. (yesh)
96. [x] Read a whole book but during the whole book you weren't even paying attention (lol i do that! i did it with twilight and completely forgot whut happened cuz i lost intrest on the first page! fucking book of hades...)
97. [x] You have spelled your own name wrong before (and last)
98. [x] When lying in bed you look for pictures in the texture of the ceiling (yeah! i found a duck and a pig!)
99. [x] Have used your calculator as a form of communication in a class (not really just like stupid short things...)
100. [x] Have popped a balloon in your mouth (yes...cuz i couldnt pop it...)
TOTAL: 73 (I FEEL SO ASHAMED!!!!)
I DO STUPID THINGS 73% OF THE TIME
well there u have it! now u know my percentage...good for u...
*Explodes*
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